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Staying Alert

1: ALERT

“Come quickly,” mummy.
“There’s a man at the door with
a bill.” Her reply?

2: DISTRACTED

“Don’t be silly, son.
It’s probably just a duck
who’s wearing a hat.”

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Practise What You Preach

A college professor of English sent the following to his students, who were training to become writers:

“Before releasing anything you produce into the world make sure that you carefully smell check it first.”

Sneaking Senility

SNEAKING SENILITY

I didn’t forget
To do it but I forgot
That I had done it

Overreach

OVERREACH

A single hand clap
Intended to rouse the world
Just startled the cat

Mating Call

MATING CALL

Every login
gets a long
strong
and unique
password.

No password
refused
or reused.

Ever.

Five Day Song Challenge: Day Four

Audrey Dawn – The Oldest Daughter & Red Headed Sister suggested I address myself to meeting this challenge. Two difficulties arise: I. as long time readers will know, I have already posted a number of my favourites so they aren’t eligible; 2. I am by necessity limited to tracks which are freely available on line. In retaliation I decided not to further restrain myself to sticking solely to tracks with lyrics.

4. Dr. Strangely Strange -Donnybrook Fair.

The lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dr_strangely_strange/donnybrook_fair.html. Once again I believe there may a couple of errors in what is printed here.

Group-think Doesn’t Just Happen

Please do remember this next time you’re watching “the news” and similar broadcasts. (If you still bother.) And it’s also pretty funny. 🙂

A Gift Of Laughter

A GIFT OF LAUGHTER

Kate and Sydney Pye
Amused us by becoming
Vegetarians

Morning

MORNING

Full consciousness
(Or thereabouts)
The day is mine
But not quite yet

Over The Hill (And Far Away)

OVER THE HILL (AND FAR AWAY)

Must get a new brain
As life reminds me each day
This one is worn out

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