When the curtain falls
Those acting opponents
Clean off all the pancake
And repair to the pub
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
REALISATION AND MINDFULNESS
To the computer
In a flash
A moment of mindfulness
Left glasses upstairs
THE EASY WAY OUT
Well and good but when one
Now that’s a bit extreme
“Come quickly,” mummy.
“There’s a man at the door with
a bill.” Her reply?
“Don’t be silly, son.
It’s probably just a duck
who’s wearing a hat.”
A college professor of English sent the following to his students, who were training to become writers:
“Before releasing anything you produce into the world make sure that you carefully smell check it first.”
gets a long
Audrey Dawn – The Oldest Daughter & Red Headed Sister suggested I address myself to meeting this challenge. Two difficulties arise: I. as long time readers will know, I have already posted a number of my favourites so they aren’t eligible; 2. I am by necessity limited to tracks which are freely available on line. In retaliation I decided not to further restrain myself to sticking solely to tracks with lyrics.
4. Dr. Strangely Strange -Donnybrook Fair.
The lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dr_strangely_strange/donnybrook_fair.html. Once again I believe there may a couple of errors in what is printed here.