NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
REALISATION AND MINDFULNESS
To the computer
In a flash
A moment of mindfulness
Left glasses upstairs
THE EASY WAY OUT
Well and good but when one
Now that’s a bit extreme
“Come quickly,” mummy.
“There’s a man at the door with
a bill.” Her reply?
“Don’t be silly, son.
It’s probably just a duck
who’s wearing a hat.”
A college professor of English sent the following to his students, who were training to become writers:
“Before releasing anything you produce into the world make sure that you carefully smell check it first.”
gets a long
Audrey Dawn – The Oldest Daughter & Red Headed Sister suggested I address myself to meeting this challenge. Two difficulties arise: I. as long time readers will know, I have already posted a number of my favourites so they aren’t eligible; 2. I am by necessity limited to tracks which are freely available on line. In retaliation I decided not to further restrain myself to sticking solely to tracks with lyrics.
4. Dr. Strangely Strange -Donnybrook Fair.
The lyrics can be found at http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dr_strangely_strange/donnybrook_fair.html. Once again I believe there may a couple of errors in what is printed here.