WEEKEND WAKE-UP CALL
E-MAIL FROM CD BABY
Thanks for your order with CD Baby!
Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing. Our world-renowned packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, August 1, 2013.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
We miss you already. We’ll be right here at http://cdbaby.com/, patiently awaiting your return.
The little store with the best new independent music.
http://cdbaby.com email@example.com (503)595-3000
This piece was copied and pasted, with the identifying details removed, from an actual e-mail. It is another piece of written cinéma vérité. (See “Modern Times” and Comments. https://bennaga.wordpress.com/2013/07/25/modern-times/)