Some years ago I composed a short book, “Northern Limericks”. Aside from a few friends it has never been properly published. I have recently re-edited it, polishing a few bits of dodgy metre.
As Wikipedia explains
“A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line anapestic metre with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29)
and “Northern Limericks” definitely fits the bill. 😉
It is not suitable for children or indeed anyone who is easily offended by erotic allusions.
Having given that caveat I am offering a copy to anyone who wishes for one. Please note that it is for personal and not commercial use and I wish to retain full copyright.© Ben Naga 2015
If you are interested let me know via a Comment below and I will send you a PDF version at the e-mail address you use for WP. You do not need to include the address in the text of the Comment.